so many startups are going to die today it’s not even funny
Posted the morning of the keynote, quoting OpenAI's teaser: the line that goes round before every launch this size, and the one founders building on a lab's platform read twice.
On 29 September OpenAI announced more than twenty things at DevDay in San Francisco: dots, always-on agents with a computer of their own; GPT-6.1 Sol, which OpenAI says comes close to Astra at a fifth of the price; ChatGPT Space and Pages for teams working alongside agents; Codex in the cloud, computer use in the Agents API, and a Pro 500 plan. We are collecting the launches in OpenAI's own words, what was shown on stage, what people tried and argued about in the first hours, and the night before, each in the poster's own words. Nobody in these bylines is on eChai, and every entry links back to where it was posted.
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Posted the morning of the keynote, quoting OpenAI's teaser: the line that goes round before every launch this size, and the one founders building on a lab's platform read twice.
so many startups are going to die today it’s not even funny
TestingCatalog, which reports leaks and rumours about AI products, the night before the keynote, from strings found in recent builds. OpenAI's launch page the next day said dots can be messaged or called in ChatGPT, messaged in Slack and Teams, and texted soon.
OPENAI 🔥: “Dots” will be the name of upcoming AI agents from OpenAI, according to new strings that have surfaced in recent builds (via @M1Astra).
> "Dots, your remarkably capable agents."
You can text it, call it, Slack it, and email it, and it can buy things for you with your approval.”
> “Each dot gets its own 3D character you design.”
……
Does this mean that “o” is something else on top of it?
Sam Altman, OpenAI's chief executive, the evening before the keynote.
Pretty excited for DevDay tomorrow.
We have found a new thing.
Future Brian, who edits Matthew Berman's videos, answering OpenAI's promise of twenty launches with a list made up on the spot. Two of the twenty, GPT-6.1 Sol and a $500 plan, were announced the next morning.
20+ launches
i will now try to list them off the top of my head to see if I can come up with 20
1. Astra 6.1
2. O
3. $500 plan
4. Aeon, if that counts, but cmon i have to get to 20
5. GPT-6.1 Sol
6. GPT-6.1 Luna
7. A codex update? idk
8. Chat + Work Merge
9. OpenAI acquires google
10. OpenAI's first hardware device
11. A bunch of lil new models like music, idk
12. Sora returns
13. Sam Altman humanoid robot
14. Greg
15. 5 banked resets
16. Cancer solved
17. OpenAI acquires McDonalds
18. Agents escaped again
19. Weather solved
20. Official launch of AGI
OpenAI's teaser the day before the keynote, twelve seconds with no words in it. It was seen more than fifteen million times on X.
Get ready.
Sam Altman, OpenAI's chief executive, a week before DevDay. OpenAI went on to announce more than twenty things on the day.
(As a side note, getting ready for this DevDay is the first time I remember ever, in OpenAI history, saying "this is too much stuff to launch".)